Thursday, March 19, 2009

Tribute


Memoirs to my long long hair.. Its taking ages for it to grow back again.
Hmm, i wouldnt mind keeping an afro though,
imagine, a Chinese afro.




Ok fine, hes not a chinese.
I couldnt find any chinese afros in Google.
Try imagining me with that kind of hair.



Last but not least,
some random Chuck Norris facts :

-If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, he has more money than you.
-Chuck Norris can burn an ant with a magnifying glass. At night.
-Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
-Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.
-Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
-When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesnt get wet, water gets Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris doesnt get frostbite, Chuck Norris bites frost.
-A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.
-For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
-Small kids wear Superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Enjoy.


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