The Impossible Miracle

I realised im becoming lifeless..

and more lifeless...

and MORE LIFELESS..

than ever...



-.-



What can i do?




This is life.
Shit happens.

Soviet, Communist, Kalashnikov

Got this shirt at amcorp mall.

Front

Back

Notice the logo?
Yeap. Communist.

Dont get the wrong idea.
Im not a Communist.

So one day, after tuition, i went to 7-11
the counter which was a malay dude, was kinda shocked to see me.

Counter ; Me

Waa, hardcore communist ar?

Haha nola.

You know what logo is that?

Yeah i know, Soviet.

Yeala communist la tu..

Hahaha, dont worry im not one. Just for fun only.



ROFL, luckily he didnt take it seriously
or u guys will see me at the headlines. Buletin Utama, CCTV, CNN, or even Al-Jazeera.



My dream is to hold a real AK-47


Look at that..
Sexy...

I would like to visit Russia someday...

I Eat Kids

Somehow, i felt like playing volleyball.
It looks fun.
So i went to the court near yuk chai.
Chun Hoe FFK-ed me... but nvm i dont blame him..

Reach there and 8.
Started training and then physical training.
i thought they were just gonna do some warm up like those we've done during house practice.

I was WRONG.
The training was FREAKING HARDCORE man..
frog jump, duck walk the whole badminton court.
20 push-ups, ketuk-ketampi, and burpees(its not burping and i bet you have no idea whats this)

After the hardcore training, all of us were dead.
All man down >_<
Rest for awhile then went to train my serves and digs. My sets suck though.
Went to chill later on..
Man the guys were dam funny man. Always cracking jokes. Can't stop laughing xD
Went home at 10.20
Guess what, my arm, thighs muscles still sore.. until now.
Aaron's spine was hurting.
Well, like they all say. No pain, no gain.







I dont know why. I just have problems with small kids.
So i was practicing volleyball with my friends at sandy, and this little kid joined us.
Well, all kids are cute right? So just let him join lar.

They tend to take advantage on us. -_-
when they miss or dont get the ball from us, they will annoy and scream at us.
I mean, yealar they are kids but... Sigh..

And guess what.
That kid is one heck of a "NAUGHTY" little kid man...
He runs up to me and grabs my nipples for no reason.
There was once, he ran passed me
and whacked my dick.
Fortunately my hand was there. -__-"
I stunted for awhile.. and i was thinking... "wth..?"
I dont know wether he did it on accident or purpose.

He even tried to pull my friend's pants down to see his ass.
When his dad came to pick him up, we just smiled to his dad and both of them walked off.

I just dont understand this..
Does the kid really irritates us or is it just me?
And yeah, I know what you ppl are thinking. That i am a kid too.

Someone please save me. >_<
Whenever we're around, that kid will keep following us. Omg man...
Worst part is, if you just give the kid a slight "tegur", they will go crying to their parents.
"papa, mummy!!! that guy over there bully me..... WAAAAAA!!!!!!!"

-_________________-"

Sigh... what should i do..?

21st century Dwarfs

In this world,
we have,
humanism
confucianism
animism
racism
criticism
communism
microorganism

......
......


and
May I present you





Behold





RETARDISM
-founded by Victor Tan Shea Khai
-??/??/2008
-Still no one has yet to be found in this organisation/assosciation/triad/watever you call it
except Victor Tan.




Victor Tan Shea Khai shall now be honoured with the tittle YB(yang berbodoh).
Unfortunately, YB Victor Tan is not under any world class organisations nor the Parliament.

Below happens to be a scene where the YB was involved...
In the class of 4 Belian

Katherine ; Victor

*Victor puts his specs on his table then turns back to katherine's table, minutes later he slept.
When he woke up...*

uhh... uhh... *rubs eyes* my specs..?
where's my specs?? katherine...

I didn't take it lar..

*victor went back to sleep, and woke up seconds later*
katherine.. don't like that la.. my specs...

serious, i didnt take.

*victor then turns back to his table, and he found his specs which he left it on his own table*

everyone laughs* OMGROFLMAO AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

*victor looks at kokyang with a bo song face*
FINE...

AHAHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!

(p/s : notice how retarded victor was?)



This are one of the textual evidences that may support the theory and foundation of retardism.
These are one the great histories of mankind that will be passed down to generations.

There we have Alexander the Great, Tai Foo the Hot, and now Victor the Retard.

Respect and cheers.

I know my blog is full of stupidity.
But,
I can't help it.

-_-"


I have thought of deleting it..

,then again I might not.




Ok, here comes the stupidity again..
Till next time.

Retards, Beavers, and Dwarfs.

Presenting : The MBB Crew
MBB = Malau bong-Bong / Tied-up monkeys


President/Dai seng-seng/King Kong :

The HOT Ting

Vice pres. :

BeaverMan

Keh-leh-feh/Hong Si-Fat/Red Ass:

Dwarfie Tan

Caution :
This screen is overexposed to large amount of retardedness.
View at own risk.

Special Crew :
Gabtan

Why so serious?

I am tonight's entertainment

Dam gay

It's not what you think it is

I am so HOT, metal melts..
-Tai Foo

Stay tuned for more retardedness in our next episode.

Kerja Amal

Moral Project







Tai Foo the Hot

you know who.

Peranan saya :
Membunuh terrorist.


Kesan :
Melatih otot-otot tangan.
Beli ak-47(walaupun ia senjata terrorist).
Persediaan secukupnya untuk berperang.

Sad September

Wow, it's already 3 am and kokyang's still in front of the com staring at nothing.
That's a whole new record.

-_____-"





What do you do when you have nothing to do?
Someone answer me please.

I feel like throwing knives. Anyone?
They should have a sport for shuriken, knife throwing etc blablabla.
That would be fun..
Don't you think so??




You don't have to read all those written above.
Because they dont contain any special meaning.
Sorry for wasting your precious time.

hint: use a highlighter.