Okay, im being lame again... -_-"
if you are eating or whatever..., i suggest you leave this page now cause this page may be a lil bit ...
u know what i mean... -.-"
1st story,
My friend told me this story abt his friend...
He's a cycler...
So one day, he was cycling downslope with a super high speed...
end up he lost control n he flew away from the bike.
The worst part was... he banged into a tree cock-first!!!
HOLY CRAP...
well, his balls werent damaged. Iron balls man.
Instead it MOVED up to somewhere near to his kidneys...
so, yeah... HIS SCROTUMS ARE EMPTY...
Fortunately, he "fixed" them back and he's going for a race tomorrow.. i guess...
2nd story,
My friend heard this story from his friend who studied in australia...
there was this guy...
he had nothing to do,
so he ended up swinging from tree to tree like Tarzan.
Suddenly, the tree vine(which he was swinging with) snapped!!!
He then banged a tree and then landed on a tree branch, and he falled off the tree.
After that... he fainted.....
When he woke up, he discovered that his scrotum was bleeding..
he discovered that one of his balls were MISSING!!!
actually, when he landed on that tree branch, it was so sharp that it tore of his scrotum and one of his balls fell into the river...
And this incident came up in the newspaper...
My friend told me this story abt his friend...
He's a cycler...
So one day, he was cycling downslope with a super high speed...
end up he lost control n he flew away from the bike.
The worst part was... he banged into a tree cock-first!!!
HOLY CRAP...
well, his balls werent damaged. Iron balls man.
Instead it MOVED up to somewhere near to his kidneys...
so, yeah... HIS SCROTUMS ARE EMPTY...
Fortunately, he "fixed" them back and he's going for a race tomorrow.. i guess...
2nd story,
My friend heard this story from his friend who studied in australia...
there was this guy...
he had nothing to do,
so he ended up swinging from tree to tree like Tarzan.
Suddenly, the tree vine(which he was swinging with) snapped!!!
He then banged a tree and then landed on a tree branch, and he falled off the tree.
After that... he fainted.....
When he woke up, he discovered that his scrotum was bleeding..
he discovered that one of his balls were MISSING!!!
actually, when he landed on that tree branch, it was so sharp that it tore of his scrotum and one of his balls fell into the river...
And this incident came up in the newspaper...
So, guys...
which one is worst?
discovering that your balls are not in the proper place whereas near your kidney?
OR
losing your balls??
which one is worst?
discovering that your balls are not in the proper place whereas near your kidney?
OR
losing your balls??
Guys out there, please becareful for what you are doing...
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