Saturday, April 26, 2008

Ballstories

WARNING : this post may not be suitable for kids and parental advisory is needed.



Okay, im being lame again... -_-"



if you are eating or whatever..., i suggest you leave this page now cause this page may be a lil bit ...
u know what i mean... -.-"



1st story,
My friend told me this story abt his friend...
He's a cycler...
So one day, he was cycling downslope with a super high speed...
end up he lost control n he flew away from the bike.
The worst part was... he banged into a tree cock-first!!!
HOLY CRAP...

well, his balls werent damaged. Iron balls man.
Instead it MOVED up to somewhere near to his kidneys...
so, yeah... HIS SCROTUMS ARE EMPTY...
Fortunately, he "fixed" them back and he's going for a race tomorrow.. i guess...


2nd story,
My friend heard this story from his friend who studied in australia...
there was this guy...
he had nothing to do,
so he ended up swinging from tree to tree like Tarzan.
Suddenly, the tree vine(which he was swinging with) snapped!!!
He then banged a tree and then landed on a tree branch, and he falled off the tree.
After that... he fainted.....

When he woke up, he discovered that his scrotum was bleeding..
he discovered that one of his balls were MISSING!!!
actually, when he landed on that tree branch, it was so sharp that it tore of his scrotum and one of his balls fell into the river...
And this incident came up in the newspaper...


So, guys...
which one is worst?
discovering that your balls are not in the proper place whereas near your kidney?
OR
losing your balls??



Guys out there, please becareful for what you are doing...


Friday, April 25, 2008

guess what..

HAPPY BELATED SIXTEENth BIRTHDAY JUN WEN!!! xDD

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Weird Weather...

What's happening to our world lately...
it's raining when it shouldnt be...

global warming...
please save the earth.. >.<





Sunday, basketball-ed after rain...
it was 6.45...
























never play basketball bare-footed on wet ground...

Friday, April 18, 2008

Can you hear me scream?

I dont know whats happening to me lately...
something weird is going on.. i dont know what the heck it is...
I just hate this feeling...
why,
why me...
why do i have to suffer like this...

the pain... suffering in deep silence...
no one can hear me scream...
my voice, fading away..
the pain hurts more and more...
i wish things will get better...

and I just wanna say... im sorry...

Sukantara

100m - 1
lompat jauh - 1
lontar peluru - 2


...... I so wanna RUN!!! X(
i dont mind getting last place, just for the sake of running on the track.. =p

Thursday, April 10, 2008

>.<

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY COM???!!!
ARRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! :(



something just aint right...
i wonder what...

Monday, April 7, 2008

The Dungeon...

2 classes have been shifted to block G
4 Batai & 4 Belian...

They say there are alot of mosquitoes there...
perhaps i should bring my Ridsect, muahahahah xDD

I have PJK tomoro
and yes... with En. Khairul..
We're so DOOMed, :S

God knows what're we doing tommorow... -_-"

Sunday, April 6, 2008

St. John Annual Dinner 2008

Well, yesterday we st.john members went to have our annual charity dinner...
It was at kepong,
at least this year got air-conditioned bus... not like last year >.<

Pics taken in school...


O.O




In the bus...


look who is sleeping... xD


Kepong...


guai lou... hot ar? x)


look how messy was our table...


calvin n his rubix cube
















St. John - DJ division


Ciaoz...

Friday, April 4, 2008

kokyang & dexshan adventures...

HAHAH ok...
I know this is super lame but im gonna write about it anyways...

Yesterday,
I cycled with dex to kelana jaya to fix his bike's back wheel...
After that, went to "visit" wai kit with his Dota match...
It was 5.30, when we decided to head bck home... n it rained...
Fortunately, the rain stopped n we continued our(so called) journey...
we stopped at 7-11 because i wanted to buy something to eat...
WORSE came to WORST when the rain poured heavily afterwards... GG-ness...


We lepak-ed at 7-11 until around 6-30..
the heavy rain stopped a little and it was drizzling...
So we decided, "It's now or never"...... CHIONG!!!
we were like wet dogs... xD
All the water on the street were splashing at us... >.< I didnt expect it to be this teruk...


I reached his house n took a bath there...
N i cycled back home...



Wow...
What a so-called-thrilling adventure eh?? -_-
Yes.. i know its lame... xDD

woots...
saturday st. john annual dinner
=P

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Today is...

APRIL FOOL!!!
hahaha, have u been fooled yet? x)





My arms HURT!!! aRGH!!! >.<
imagine... holding a 5kg weight wit your hands straight out, half-squat position for 1 minute...
my shoulders almost collapsed -_-"

En. Khairul
Jun Kwei

when i call ur name... GIVE ME SOME RESPONSE LAR!! ...jun kwei!
yes...
Yes WHAT?
yes teacher...
WHAT?!!
Yes SIR!!!
*smiles*
*every1 laughs*

rofl...

I guess i must say...
I love PJK?? haha =p